ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻗﺮﻭﻱ..ﺭﻛﺐ ﻣﻊ ﺗﻜﺴﻲ،ﺭﻛﺐ
ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﻗﺪﺍﻡ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﺍﻕ ﻣﺎ
ﻳﻨﺎﻇﺮﻫﺎ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﺮﺍﻳﺔ
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ﺷﺒﺎﺏ ﻳﺪﺭﺳﻮﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ.....ﻣﺎﺕ ﺍﺑﻮ
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﻭﺍﺣﺘﺎﺭﻭﺍ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻳﻌﻠﻤﻮﻧﻪ.....
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﺟﻠﻒ ﻗﺎﻝ:ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻋﻠﻤﻪ....ﺭﺍﺡ
ﻟﻠﻲ ﻣﺎﺕ ﺍﺑﻮﻩ.....ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ:ﻣﺘﻰ ﺁﺧﺮ
ﻣﺮﺓ ﺷﻔﺖ ﺍﺑﻮﻙ؟ﻗﺎﻝ:ﻗﺒﻞ
ﺷﻬﺮﻳﻦ.....ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺠﻠﻒ:ﺛﺎﻧﻲ
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ﺃﺣﻮﻝ......ﺳﺠﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺠﻴﺶ......ﺣﻄﻮﻩ
ﻓﻲ ﻗﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﻘﺼﻒ ﺍﻟﻌﺸﻮﺍﺋﻲ
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ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﺳﺎﻛﻨﻴﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺧﻴﻤﺔ ﻭﺭﺍﻗﺪﻳﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﻇﻬﻮﺭﻫﻢ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻴﻞ ﻧﺎﻇﺮ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ ﻟﻠﺴﻤﺎ
ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻠﺜﺎﻧﻲ ﻭﺵ ﺗﺸﻮﻑ؟ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﺷﻮﻑ
ﻧﺠﻮﻡ ﻛﺜﻴﺮﺓ....ﻗﺎﻝ ﻫﺬﺍ ﻭﺵ ﻳﺪﻝ
ﻋﻠﻴﺔ؟ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ:ﺍﻥ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻣﺠﺮﺍﺕ
ﻭﻛﻮﺍﻛﺐ ﻏﻴﺮﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﻫﺎﻟﻜﻮﻥ.ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ
ﻫﺬﺍ ﻳﺪﻝ ﺍﻥ ﺳﻘﻒ ﺧﻴﻤﺘﻨﺎ ﺍﻧﺴﺮﻕ
ﻳﺎﻏﺒﻲ
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ﻗﺮﻭﻱ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﻭﻟﺪﻩ:ﻳﺒﻪ ﺭﺧﺼﺘﻲ
ﺍﻧﺘﻬﺖ....ﻗﺎﻝ:ﺍﻛﻴﺪ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺜﺮ ﺩﻭﺭﺍﻧﻚ
ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﻮﺍﺭﻉ
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ﻗﺮﻭﻱ ﺭﺍﻳﺢ ﻳﻌﺎﻟﺞ ﻓﻲ ﺃﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ،ﺳﺄﻟﻪ
ﺍﻟﻄﺒﻴﺐ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻜﻮﻱ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺑﻄﻨﻪ:
ﻭﺍﺕ ﺇﺯ ﺫﺱ... ؟ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﻭﻱ:ﺫﺱ
ﺇﺯ...ﺗﺶ...ﺃﺡ
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ﻗﺮﻭﻱ ﻃﻠﺐ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻨﺘﻪ ﺗﺠﻴﺒﻠﻪ ﺍﺷﺮﻃﺔ
ﻓﻴﺪﻳﻮ…ﻟﻤﺎ ﺭﺟﻌﺖ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ ﻭﺩﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ
…ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﺑﻮﻫﺎ ﻣﻨﻮ ﺑﺎﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﺘﻚ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺷﻮ ﺟﺒﺘﻲ ﻟﻨﺎ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ..ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻪ:
ﺍﻟﻌﺎﺭ)..ﻗﺼﺪﻫﺎ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﺭ(ﻗﺎﻝ:
ﺍﺩﻓﻨﻮﻫﺎ
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ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﺑﻴﺘﻴﻦ...ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺳﺎﻛﻦ ﻓﻴﻪ
ﻭﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ ﺍﺣﺘﻴﺎﻁ...ﺗﻌﺮﻓﻮﻥ ﻟﻴﺶ... ؟!!
ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﺣﺪ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﻳﺨﺮﺏ ﺑﻴﺘﻚ.........
ﻳﺮﻭﺡ ﻳﺴﻜﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ
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ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻣﺤﻞ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﻭﺣﺪﻩ
ﺣﻠﻮﻩ....ﻭﻛﻞ ﺷﻮﻱ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﻪ:ﺑﻜﻢ ﻫﺬﺍ
ﺣﺠﻲ...ﺑﻜﻢ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺣﺠﻲ....ﺍﺧﻴﺮﺍ
ﻃﻔﺶ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﻗﺎﻝ:ﺷﻮﻓﻲ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﺎﺣﺠﻴﺖ
ﻟﻜﻨﻲ ﺍﺧﺬﺕ ﻋﻤﺮﺓ..ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﻛﺬﺍ
ﺗـﻘـﺪﺭﻳﻦ ﺗـﻘــﻮﻟﻲ....ﻳﺎﻋــﻤــﺮﻱ
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ﻭﻟﺪ ﻳﺴﺄﻝ ﺍﺑﻮﻩ....ﻫﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﺐ
ﺍﻋﻤﻰ؟؟؟ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﺑﻮﻩ..ﻭﻗﺎﻝ:
ﺷﻮﻑ ﺍﻣﻚ ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ
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ﻓﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻟﻠﺸﻴﺦ ﻳﻔﺴﺮ ﻟﻪ ﺣﻠﻢ
ﻭﻗﺎﻝ:ﺍﻧﺎ ﺣﻠﻤﺖ ﺍﻧﻲ ﻻﺑﺲ ﺑﺪﻟﺔ ﻟﻮﻧﻬﺎ
ﺑﻨﻲ ﻓﺎﺗﺢ ﻭﺟﺎﻟﺲ ﻓﻲ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻋﺸﺐ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﻴﺦ:ﺗﻔﺴﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻢ.....ﺍﻧﻚ ﺛﻮﺭ
ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺑﺮﺳﻴﻤﻪ
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